| Fashion clearly operates by different rules in the Daft dimension.
              At Mixmag's cover shoot in a studio under the shadow of the Eiffel
              tower, the gold robot today wears a flamboyant ruffle-neck shirt,
              red leather double-breasted overcoat and scarlet Miu Miu slip-ons.
              Outdoing this stance against good taste, the taller, slimmer silver
              counterpart sports a flared Oxfam-reject suit which of a kind even
              Jarvis Cocker would think twice about wearing. Setting these costumes
              off are LED-illuminated Robocop helmets and backpacks, which sequentially
              twinkle and flash hypnotically. The robots don't say anything;
              they us stand, looking like the past, the present and Terminator
              II all at the same time. Next to this, Elton John's most extravagant
              costume dramas look like just another day in John Major's sock
              drawer.  Bienvenue, wilkommen, and welcome to the 2001 leg of Daft Punk's
              global disco pantomime which, like last time it came to town, is
              about to save house music, teach the world a fresh dance move,
              revitalise music's flagging economy of ideas, and do more for French
              foreign policy than free Louis Vuitton luggage for every world
              citizen could ever achieve. The way they're going to do it is called "Discovery",
              an album which is to their 1996 debut "Homework" what
              the Arc de Triomphe is to your dad's shed. As they've already pointed
              out, we're going to have a celebration. Dress code for the event
              is Daft. In fact, the world is about to go so Daft, it's just silly. SEVERAL hours earlier, Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo
              - whom everyone calls Guy-Man - are ignoring the breakfast laid
              out an office near La Bastille, Paris. No prizes for guessing that
              Modjo's "Lady" wasn't quite Thomas Bangalter's favourite
              record of 2000 (it was actually 'Untitled' by Daft Punk’s
              Parisian rocker chums Phoenix).  "But I like the acoustic version," Thomas says.  "But I prefer Stardust," mumbles Guy-Man.  "But I don't think Modjo looks too much like Stardust?" counters
              Thomas "Yes it does," corrects Guy-Man, faintly indignant. "It's a very nice production," concludes Thomas. "I
              think it's... entertaining. Music isn't only based on innovation.
              But it's not a track we'd be interested in doing."   Are you bothered that people copy you? "It's very rewarding
              [grins broadly]. And anyway, isn't copying what we did on the new
              album  [grins even more broadly]." Together, Thomas and Guy-Man present perfectly-formed hemispherical
              personalities, the whole of which you'll only ever experience through
              their music. Alone, Thomas is so electrified and spindly that he
              appears to have no bottom, but a very complicated and immediate
              answer to everything to make up for it. Meanwhile, the roomier
              Guy-Man (sequined New York hoodie, dazzling Nikes, lugubrious countenance)
              is chatty as a stone, his deep silences presumably harbouring the
              mystical knowledge of house music. When Thomas speaks, he chatters
              along in US-inflected English (he lived there as a child); when
              Guy-Man speaks, it's an event. What have you been up to, Thomas
              and Guy-Man? "Not doing that much," Thomas lies. "We've been
              working since we finished touring with 'Homework'. If we'd been
              in the studio constantly, three years would have been very long
              time. But you can think about a track without being be in the studio..
              It was about feeling our own pressure, not external pressure." When Daft Punk explains themselves, as far as the notoriously
              circumspect pair ever "explain" anything, it's in this
              cautious way. To them, it's "not doing that much"; to
              anybody else's, it's changing the world with a beatbox. At 26,
              dance music's least conventional, most visionary creatives, they've
              done more in five years than most dance outfits manage in 10. And
              done it wearing weird masks, too. Since 1996, clubland has throbbed to the dense chug of Daft Punk
              trackery, largely unaware that there is revolution between the
              grooves. When Daft Punk released "Homework", their cerebral
              deconstruction of house, dance music collectively stood back and
              gasped. Not so much making their music by the rules as making the
              rules by their music, 'Homework' was house's last evolutionary
              leap. When the masks were pulled away and its auteurs revealed
              as posh French twenty-year-olds with an ear for a tune that verged
              on the virtuoso, men who'd spent lifetimes toiling in studios broke
              down and wept. The filter disco sound that Daft Punk invented seduced clubland,
              but "Da Funk", "Around The World", "Revolution
              909" and "Burnin'" didn't make number one. However,
              Stardust's "Music Sounds Better Than You" - created almost
              inadvertently over a few days by Thomas and some friends - did,
              and today, vocoders and licky disco guitars feature even on Mahir's "I
              Kiss You" Chrimbo effort. As Madonna's "Music" and
              Phatts & Small's so-Stardust-it-hurts "Turnaround" prove,
              these days the world loves Daft Punk so much it even makes number
              one records on their behalf.  When "Daft Punk One More Time" arrived late in 2000,
              it was, according to your point of view, either: A) the ultimate
              expression of sizzling filter disco cross-bred with adrenal pop
              and sung by a Dalek (viz. "true pop" fans); B) a total
              sell-out - Daft Punk doing a gross commercial imitation of themselves
              (serious dance folk - "I thought One More Time sounded like
              Kool & The Gang when I first heard it," says Pete Tong).
              Or C), "like a sandwich. We'd never done a song that wasn't
              repetitive and the break is so long that it's not even the break.
              The song itself is the breakdown." (Thomas Bangalter). Wherever
              you stand, the chatter it stirred up underlined the kind of condundrum
              that comes free with every Daft Punk move. How do you plead?  "You stop putting out Daft Punk records for four years and
              then you have track called 'Daft Punk One More Time'..." Thomas
              mulls. "That was for us a very innocent and spontaneous thing
              to do. We like the message in itself: Daft Punk One More Time.
              like it's our return to making Daft Punk music. Maybe it means
              comeback or repetition or whatever you want. But having made that
              track it was obvious to release it first and put it first on the
              album." Weird fact: DPOMT was written before Cher's cheeseville 1998 smash
              'Believe', which took the same wobbly voice modulation effect to
              global ubiquity. The plastic diva also sampled the beats from 'Revolution
              909', all of which which scotches the sell-out accusations pronto.
              It's tempting to think Daft Punk had this all thought through.
              Apparently not...  "People analyse and theorize," says Thomas, with a shrug. "We're
              not doing that. It's just... a track." The hardcore tribes of Daft will point out that Daft Punk track
              is never just a track, however. When the Daft-Punk-by-proxy "Together" by
              Thomas and DJ Falcon on Bangalter's test-ground Roulé imprint
              hit clubland UK, crowds sung along to its bassline, people cried
              on dancefloors, grown men and women made fools of themselves under
              its auspices. Some even thought it should have been the new Daft
              Punk single. It was, in short an event like every other Daft Punk
              release. In the UK, "DPOMT" made Number Two in a unifying
              national dancefloor meltdown. Everywhere else in Europe, it went
              to Number One. Job done, whichever way you look at it.   The good/bad news is that 'Discovery" contains no further "sandwiches",
              only 12 tracks of paradigm-shifting, electrifying Daft Punkness.
              The few who've heard its 12 tracks describe it with every superlative
              from "amazing " to "incredible", and recount
              experiencing their jaws crash the floor as each successive track
              opens. Furthermore, it's been termed "accessible", "Eighties-sounding",
              and "poppy". Far from heading Westlife-wards, Daft Punk's "new
              direction" swings like a magnet in a compass shop. What "Discovery" delivers
              is haute couture house music: an odyssey that begins with a primal
              4/4 thump, ends with a primal 4/4 thump, and somewhere in between
              casually tosses in neo-classical arpeggios played on a 303, pyrotechnical
              metal riffage made to sound like techno, pumpin' FM power-rock
              stiched up with wonky beatboxes, rubberized p-funk slapped over
              angular electro all sews it up with more hooks than a square mile
              of velcro. It's got Big Ben on it. Making the improbable sound
              nothing short of brilliant, Queen, Herbie Hancock, Steely Dan,
              Van Halen and Beethoven are all present and incorrect. The house/Eighties
              perm-rock/baroque/electro crossover tsunami starts here, possibly. "The album has house influences, and non-house influences," Thomas
              offers, by way of meagre explanation. "There are too many
              influences: from rock to heavy metal to classical to... anything." "The first album was more a Chicago sound," Guy-Man
              postulates. "This one is having more influences from all the
              music we listen to but always having the beats and the effectiveness
              of the club sound." Thomas: "And having tracks that go in the same direction,
              and also having a whole." In short, "Discovery" is the unlikely made fact, house
              made with guitars, metal played on samplers. It is the New Rules,
              such an arresting synthesis of dancefloor functionalism, blatant
              pop savvy and virtuoso musicianship as to render notions of underground
              and commercial meaningless. According to Thomas Bangalter there's
              only one "true" house track on "Discovery" anyway,
              Romanthony's spiralling, ten-minute exit track ‘Too Long’. What's more, over the incendiary solo of "Digital Love" -
              the album's apex after the chop-socky new single "Aerodynamic" -
              that's Thomas and Guy-Man you'll find singing. Sounding like a
              light-speed "Bohemian Rhapsody" that it's wholly possible
              to get jiggy with, it make most of what passes for house music
              sound mediaeval by comparison. Born to do it? And then some... "We're not interested in doing the same thing twice," Thomas
              decides. "Things have changed since 'Homework', electronic
              music has exploded, and [with venom] it's accepted by society.
              The anger in 'Revolution 909' has no legitimate grounds today because
              Madonna makes records called 'Music'. Some people might be nostalgic,
              but there's no point doing it twice. We create our own rules, so
              everyone can create their rules, which means there are no rules.
              Anymore." Bring forth the guillotine. It's revolution time. Again... SOMEWHERE between "Homework" and "Discovery",
              as they glob trotted alongside The Mongoloids - kindred VIP dancesters
              Basement Jaxx, DJ Sneak, Roger Sanchez and Armand Van Helden -
              Thomas and Guy-Man completed their graduation from prodigies to
              near-genii. That's great news for clubbers seeking oblivion amid
              zippy French house grooves every Friday night; it's nothing short
              of a godsend for everyone else involved in le Daft Punk biz-nez.   "They think very deeply about what they do," says
              Pete Tong points out. "Thomas is incredibly suspicious. He's
              the control freak. Daft punk have got power and scope and it creates
              excitement for the industry. The music is the most important thing,
              but its incredibly powerful to control all aspect of their career.
              They are firm about what they want, and very honourable. They've
              shown from the decisions they made - using Spike Jonze for videos,
              for example - that they know what they were doing. They control
              their own destiny."   The It-Kids of dance music, Daft Punk don't necessarily
              think big, though they definitely think clever. Daft Punk's principle
              of creative control fostered by independence was inaugurated well
              before the world knew their music. "Business is way of controlling
              want you want to do," says Thomas. "The main factor in
              what we want is independence, to be self-financing and self-producing.
              What we are before making music is an independent production company.
              The act in itself of dealing with a major label, doing things the
              way you want it's a way to change things, and we have fun changing
              thing from inside the system."  As a 21-year-old, Thomas set up Daft Trax, a production company
              for his and Guy-Man's music, the upshot of which being that Daft
              Punk records are licensed to Virgin, whose marketing and distribution
              power the duo exploit while retaining control and copyright. Poring
              over distribution deals and sales forecasts might be less fun as
              gathering plaudits on the international VIP house circuit, Thomas
              and Guy-Manuel's capacity to keep weave magic into their tunes
              as well as their spreadsheets is key to their success. While your
              gagging over the notion of young businessmen of the year with lucrative
              sideline in chartbusting jack trax, consider finally that Thomas
              and Guy-Man had the whole grand projet sketched out from the get-go. "Selling, pressing, touring... Daft Punk were the first here
              to do all that," confirms Thierry head of Virgin France's
              international department. "In Paris, everyone making music
              calls them. They all share information with each other, but what
              Daft Punk do is  the rules." For the past six years, principal among the rules has been Thomas
              and Guy-Man's manipulation of Daft Punk's public perception. Orla
              Lee is head of marketing for Virgin in the UK, and she's in charge
              of managing the way in which the duo appear to the public. On a
              regular basis, she's pleasantly staggered by working with Thomas
              and Guy-Man.  "We never know what they're going to do," Orla says,
              fiddling with the UK's sole copy of 'Discovery' at her London office. "Daft
              Punk do what they want: remixes, label copy, advertising... They're
              incredibly clued-up about what's going on in different territories.
              From a marketing point of view," she adds, good-naturedely, "it
              can be frustrating."  Daft Punk's exercise in branding borders on the revolutionary.
              As dance music goes global, only the Chemical Brothers and Fatboy
              Slim can claim anywhere near as coherent an brand image as Daft
              Punk.  Beyond The KLF, Kraftwerk and The Orb, no other pop acts have
              as successfully hoodwinking the world into believing in themselves
              as things rather than as humans.  Daft Punk, who've achieved
              a total separation between Daft Punk (the people) and Daft Punk
              (the thing).   Access to the latter is choreographed through high-art videos
              and DVDs, sloganeering ("we like having a message," says
              Thomas "What don't want are tracks with no meaning"),
              colour-coding (it's the same colour spectrum on "DPOMT"'s
              sleeve lettering as on the new robot helmets and on the Japan-only
              promotional crayon etc) and concept-led magazines shoots personally
              approved by the DP elders. More than just providing wicked visuals,
              public attention is focused away from Thomas and Guy-Man and onto
              Daft Punk (the thing) by their masks, and it would take a will
              of iron not to be hypnotised by their current set. These mesmerising
              retro-futuristic creations designed to reference oldschool games
              consoles, they were produced at astronomical cost by special effects
              people in LA, and are capable of displaying programmable messages
              in the visors' built-in LED banks. Handily, it means Daft Punk
              don't even have to explain their "message" anymore: they
              just print it one their faces. There's something it's positively
              New Labour about Daft Punk, even if it is considerably funkier.  As for access to the former... well, there isn't any. Thomas's
              girlfriend is an actress. Guy-Man only buys hip hop CDs. It's Thomas'
              birthday today (January 3). Guy-Man's brother's music is going
              well, thanks. And that's it.  Globally recognised as The Men is Masks, neither Thomas or Guy-man
              can remember he last time they were stopped in the street. Everybody
              in their neighbourhood know they make music; nobody knows they
              are chart stars Daft Punk, however. Don't you fancy riding down Les Champs Elysées on white
              disco steeds as Paris cheers you on?  "Do we enjoy celebrity?" Thomas ponders. "We enjoy
              the celebrity of the concept, of Daft Punk as an entity." "We're not making music for being celebrity or famous or
              being recognised of having girls around or everything," nods
              Guy-Man. "That's why we put our work in front." Out of choice, Thomas and Guy-Man didn't DJ much in 2000. They
              couldn't find any decent records anyway. And for the time being,
              they're far less than enthralled by house music than they are by
              the ecstasy-fried daydreams of visionary Atlantan hip hoppers Outkast. "They're cool," considers Guy-Man. "It's like something
              you've never heard; really inspiring and avant-garde, much more
              than house. Just music that's not trying to be in any style." Last year, however, Thomas was struck by the revelation that music
              itself no longer holds a capacity for change, only the ways in
              which music reaches its audience have a capacity for change. In
              particular, Radiohead's rock with-a-conscience stance and trashing
              of music biz orthodoxies - no singles to promote an album, no corporate
              sponsorship at gigs - found resonance resonated chez Daft.  "Sometimes, not making something can be an act of innovation," says
              Thomas. "There will be a video for "One More Time",
              but we want to show that video is not just a promo tool n. By putting
              out the video after three months after the single emphasises that
              video can be a creation in itself, not just something to promote
              something else." It's at the point where business and music meet that, these days,
              Daft Punk choose to turn convention on its head. Free of the money-making
              imperative - after "Homework", "Stardust" and
              everything else, they aren't short of a bob or several trillion
              - the zeal with which Daft Punk approach the unglamorous business
              of branding is explained thus:  "A lot of branding is just to sell; we are interested when
              it becomes more like pop art - when it's making art, not money," Thomas
              says. "We like it when branding is innovative and about changing
              the world, instead of making money." Which may be news to anyone who thought Daft Punk were just about
              making bangin' tunes and paying the rent.  PARISIAN for "wicked, innit" is "ça défonce,
              hein?". Marching about the photo studio in a semi-complete
              robot costume and waving a credit card, half man half Power Ranger
              Thomas Bangalter has just said it for the seventeenth time today.
              He's all smiles and urgency. The volume rises. A knot of French
              blokes coagulate around the grinning cyborg, oohing and aahing.  For a moment Thomas look likely to disintegrate with excitement.
              Drugs? Mais non... the credit card in question is the first Daft
              Club membership card, one of which they plan to include in every
              copy of 'Discovery'. Having subverted the rules of pop, rewritten
              business theory and dismantled branding culture, Daft Punk's next
              trick for 2001 is to out-Napster Napster, the biggest music biz
              bugaboo since sampling made musical theft legitimate. While the
              world empties its bank account trying to set up meaningful online
              presence, Daft Club is a combination of supermarket loyalty card,
              members-only online experience and micro-Napster. Sign up with
              your unique card number, and bingo: a whole new world of downloadable
              Daftness awaits...  "...for free," stipulates Thomas, firing up a
              Viao laptop for an impromptu run-through. "Audio and visual
              content, remixes, new track. The cool thing about Napster is that
              it gets music first. I think 'Discovery' will be on Napster before
              it's in shops. Now, everything will be first on Daft Club." Basement Jaxx recently come out against Napster. Don't you want
              to get paid? In full? "Sure, we need to sell records not to lose money sure, because
              we've spent most of our money on videos for 'Homework' and DVDs
              and stuff. With Daft Club we're paying: this is a gift," Thomas
              reasons.  "We agree that CDs are too expensive. But instead of attacking
              Napster, we dreamed of setting up a different model servicing something
              more appealing. There's is no reward in buying a CD when you can
              get the same music on Napster. The thing is to make the buying
              experience more personal and entertaining, emphasising membership.
              It's a community. What is music if it's not having things in common
              with people?" We're here again, watching Daft Punk applying their talent for
              conceptual thinking to the ugly part the music-making process:
              marketing, the key link in the chain between producer and consumer.
              They're doing it for the kids; unless, that is, they're doing it
              to maximise profits in the long-term. Regardless: they're doing
              something no one else has done before.   Alex Cortez strolls over and paws the Daft Club card. "They
              have so many ideas," he murmurs. "So many people we make
              vide for have no idea what they want, Alls the ever say is, 'No,
              I don't like it'." Anyone who's seen the lysergic speedway-gone-pop-art video he
              and partner Martin Fougerol made for Cassius will recognise the
              pair as no creative slouches themselves. Responsible for designing
              the masks And while we're meeting the troops, here's Pedro Winter, the towering
              25-year-old "production manager" who is the Daft Team
              all-in-one vibes-broker, confidante and fixer (ie, the one with
              a solution to every problem today's global house hero faces); and
              doe-eyed Gildas, Guy-Man's ex-roomie and now chargé d'affaires
              at Roulé and Crydamoure. And finally, dreadlocked Cedric,
              who's hip-hop style jeans worn at arse-level seem certain to rendezvous
              with the floor any moment now.  The creative nexus of a community that includes producers Alan
              Braxe, Benjamin Diamond, DJ Falcon, Cassius and Phoenix, and directors
              Spike Jonze, Seb Janiak and Roman Coppola, they're what's called
              Daft Team, a support crew working even further behind the masks
              than Thomas and Guy-Man. They answer calls at Daft House offices
              in Montmarte, manage affairs for Daft Trax studios, contribute
              ideas to the Daft Life production company, generally keep the Daft
              machine oiled. Never mind the international VIP hook-ups such as
              the Mongoloid non-starter (on the subject of which, "nothing
              is happening," say Guy-Man, shrugging massively), the creative
              streams runs deepest right here amid the chummy esprit de corps
              of Daft Team, where bonkers sci-fi helmets, absurd video concepts
              and new laws of house physics are concocted between considerable
              periods of spliff smoking and messing about.  "It's not like a work job (sic)," mutters Gildas. "We
              are friends at the beginning - and we stay friends." "Everything is done for fun," adds Pedro.  On final figure completes the outfit. He wrote "D.I.S.C.O." ages
              ago. He's Thomas's dad. He's Daniel Vangarde. Some call him a genius.
              If he is, it runs in the family. He's... extremely important to
              the Daft Punk gameplan in a take-it-from-us kind of way. The invisible
              disco dad is now officially "on board" "He had the idea of protection," Pedro says, "of
              dealing by ourselves; he gave the base of what's happening to Daft
              Punk. Now, officially, he is working as an advisor. He did it for
              the first five years. He is a guide. But he has new vision, like
              us so we match perfectly." Pedro observes the robots totter about across the studio, with
              Thomas and Guy-Man inside them somewhere. They look incredible,
              like Space Invaders made flesh. But the helmets are heavy. You
              can't see out them, and if Thomas isn't careful he'll... too late:
              a pool of cold coffee spreads washes across he floor. "I'm sure they have something that nobody can understand
              They are really close, Pedro observes. "They acts like brothers.
              But, you know the real reason they wear the helmets? It's because
              they are shy."  So here are the world champions of house, several revolutions
              down the line and still producing radical ideas like they were
              paper aeroplanes. On an evolutionary tack like that, one day Daft
              Punk will probably quit making records and turn to cybernetics
              for a challenge. When they do, they'll probably dress up as scruffy
              dance blokes for the cameras rather than appear in person. When
              you think about it, that's the daftest thing of all. © Kevin Braddock 2000 (At least this is what they told me. I was, after all, talking
              to robots all afternoon:  ) 
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